What in the hell?

I am not easily amazed but often I am surprised with human nature and how we tend to shape situations in order to make them seem less negative. The most common example of this is when I hear comments like "I don't regret my decision but If I could do it over, I would do it differently." Motherfucker, you just described regret. It doesn't matter how you shape it, it's regret! Truth be told, why regret anything, you can't change the past unless you know Dr. Brown.
The biggest scape goat is "only God can judge me."